Here’s my “funny husband moments” for the week (and yes, I realize this is Tuesday, but they were too good to let linger!)… On Movies We were trying to decide if we wanted to watch movie, which one, etc. etc. Chris was happy to watch one and I was naming off some options… Me: “There’s… Read More Husband Funny of the Week
There’s a reason why I shouldn’t wait to blog until the end of the day. The reason is that, after making dinner, feeding Joe, putting him to bed, cleaning up the kitchen, putting away the toys, adding the day’s expenses and earnings into the budget spreadsheet, answering and sending emails, and any other things that… Read More My Funny Mother’s Day
The scene – downtown public library, midday. Patrons are quietly milling about the shelves. Enter mother and baby, who head to the “holds” area. Another library patron is opposite, separated by a shoulder-height shelf. Small baby lets out a loud, long, wet burp. Then blows a raspberry. Library patron gives mother a sidelong glance over… Read More Scene in a Public Library
Here’s what happens when you’ve got too much on your mind: Yeah, my handheld blender is not supposed to look like that. I made another batch of applesauce in the crockpot and was waiting for it to finish. For some reason, it went longer than usual and I was in a hurry. Once it finally… Read More Whoops
I’m frequently asked if I’m a Canadian. I think it’s most likely due to the fact that the majority of North American immigrants in New Zealand are from Canada as opposed to the States. And besides, most Kiwis can’t tell our accents apart… kind of like how most Americans can’t tell the difference between a… Read More Friendly Canadians
I subscribe to several coupon emails here in Auckland. The quality of deals varies from day to day. This one recently came through my inbox, and I couldn’t stop laughing: It certainly gives new meaning to the phrase “piggy back ride”!
Chris was in the States for about 10 days and recently returned. I am so glad to have him back home! He had a good visit. It’s been planned practically since before we moved over here. We knew that SIL Nicki would (most likely) be getting married while we were overseas, and I promised her… Read More Back from America, or “Why My Husband Shouldn’t Take Wedding Photos”
My husband has been great throughout this pregnancy. Actually, he’s been fabulous. But he’s still a guy, and we all know that, typically, guys aren’t quite as good as girls when it comes to sensitivity. Chris is no different from the rest of his fellow man in this area. A few examples: – Asking me… Read More Stuff My Sweetie Says, or, “That Time My Husband Referred to me as an RV”
Remember yesterday how I told you we’d be having Southwest Pasta Bake on Monday night? I generally try to make stuff in advance when I’m working, so I was planning to make this Sunday afternoon. However, I was volunteering on Sunday morning and Chris had said he’d be happy to cook a meal sometime. So… Read More Why Absent-Minded Professors Shouldn’t Cook
This trailer is hilarious.
My mom sent me this video, and it cracks me up! The speaker is a Southern woman, and (1) I love the way she talks {reminds me of Steel Magnolias} and (2) I can so relate to what she says. It’s really cute, especially if you’re married to, engaged to, or dating a left-brained kind… Read More Left Brain
Shortly after moving to New Zealand, Chris discovered a new favorite: the Tim Tam. Chris told me they were yummy and fellow bloggers assured me that I had to try them, but I wasn’t sure. I took one look, turned up my nose, and said, “Ugh! Looks like a bunch of over-processed, chemical-laden, highly preserved… Read More The Tale of the Tim Tam
I haven’t thought about Super Soakers or water balloon launchers since, I don’t know, maybe 3rd grade. No, make that 8th grade. The last time that I thought about a Super Soaker was during my 8th grade Science class. I had this crazy teacher who had “interesting” ways of making sure that students toed the… Read More Squirt Guns and Water Balloons
We’ve learned some unique terminology, slang, and colloquialisms during our short time in New Zealand. I know that you’re just dying to know some of them, so I’m going to share! Doesn’t that make your day?! No? Well, maybe it’ll make your next 5 minutes 😉 There’s one word that has a bit of a… Read More Plungers: They’re Not Just for Toilets!
(1) I heard back from one of the DHBs {side note: a DHB is a District Health Board. Auckland has 3 DHBs, and each one oversees at least 1 hospital}. Things sound promising, and I’m keeping my fingers crossed! (2) The advertisements in NZ are hilarious. Case in point? Exhibit A – Seen while walking… Read More Two Things
Here’s the scene: the laundry has been folded by yours truly prior to heading off for work. One request: that Chris put the clothing away before going to bed that night. It’s now several days later and I have another day off (translation: I’m actually looking around the house as opposed to just passing through… Read More Old Trash vs. New Trash
My brother Erik sent me this video and it is so funny. I especially love the reaction of the husband & wife 🙂
I know that I said that I would be offline till Monday, but I had to share a funny story from my last Chicago trip. It’s worth it! Oh, and by the way – thanks to my old HS friend Mrs. H for the Chicago driving head’s up. We will definitely re-plan our drive based… Read More A Funny Chicago Story
Just a little healthcare worker humor for you 🙂 I’m off to see the new Harry Potter movie – have a great night!
Apparently my subconscious is extremely protective of me. Allow me to offer up some examples (try not laugh)… (1) I visited my sister S just after finals during my freshman year at Purdue. She was living in Arizona at the time. The first night we get there, S gets the “brilliant” idea to scare me… Read More Saved by my Subconscious!
